Technologizer lists their 13 Greatest Error Messages of All Time. I'm very familiar with "Abort, retry, fail", 404, and the blue screen of death, but some of these are on platforms I never use.
DVRs for tonight:
8pm Bones (FOX)
8pm Knight Rider (NBC - this will probably be really bad, but I'll give the 1st episode a try)
10pm CSI: NY (CBS - long awaited end to the horrible cliffhanger)